Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
