did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I need to calm my uterus...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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