just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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