Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
