Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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