wanna go halves on a baby?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
