Dual....:-)
so explain again why im purple
no
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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