It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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