it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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