So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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