Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My life is pants optional.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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