when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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