the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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