Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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