Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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