Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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