Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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