Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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