i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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