I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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