Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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