Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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