I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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