You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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