She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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