i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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