too bad you live with your parents still
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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last night I used snow as a chaser
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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