So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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