That's intense
4 words: hood of his car
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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