Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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