she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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