omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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