Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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