She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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