i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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