Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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