Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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