I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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