Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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