Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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