How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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