the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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