At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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