i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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