You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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