If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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