don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Oh god it's open bar.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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