It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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