is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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