dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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