it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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