If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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