i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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