their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize
