just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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