The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Terrible idea I love it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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