remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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