Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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