Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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