Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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