problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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