I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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