Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Please, let me fuck your mom
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
